typical-fangirl1
ducktapeduck:

topitmunkeydog:

alltehfandoms:

firefly-and-fae:

topitmunkeydog:

i killed a man
photo courtesy of koodalinee

That’s a sticky situation you seem to find yourself in, friend.

DAMNIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING CONFESSING TO YOUR CRIME ON THE INTERNET?!
Here’s what you need to do.
Wash the knife in bleach and throw it in a sewer grate across town or a large local body of water.
Smash the teeth out of the head and collect them all, then grind the teeth into dust (IN A DIFFERENT LOCATION THAN WHERE YOU STAY) and dispose of them.
Cut off the fingers and strip the flesh from the bone. Feed the flesh to an animal or go all Hannibal on it and consume it yourself.
Now comes the tricky part.
You’re going to want to get a hold of a ridiculous amount of saran wrap, a large plastic sheet, some garbage bags, a power tool that can dismember a body (pay in cash and buy it from a store outside of your city/town), a change of clothes, and a metric fuck-ton of cleaning supplies.
Got it all? Good.
Roll the body on top of the plastic sheet and dismember it. (You’re going to want to do this in a fairly clear, easy to clean area), blood will spurt out of that body insanely so you better have a good stomach.  
After you’ve got all the pieces nice and transportable, wrap them up in the saran wrap and stuff them in the garbage bags along with the clothes you were wearing when you murdered the victim and dismembered them.
Now, drive to the nearest auto salvage yard and throw the body and the clothes you’re wearing) in the trunk on top of a spare tire or any nearby one you can find, throw a heavy fuelant on top (either a hefty amount of gasoline or some napalm [gasoline mixed evenly with cat litter or orange juice concentrate]). Punch out a tail light, ignite the body, close the trunk, and get home.
Clean…
Clean so much.
Scrub until you can’t anymore and then fucking do it more. If you think you’re being too careful, you’re not.
Finally find a GROUP of friends (people who understand your murderous tendencies), and form a solid alibi and stick to it…
Oh, and delete your tumblr.

I killed a blueberry

they are either a writer or a murderer 


This whole post is fuckin platinum

ducktapeduck:

topitmunkeydog:

alltehfandoms:

firefly-and-fae:

topitmunkeydog:

i killed a man

photo courtesy of koodalinee

That’s a sticky situation you seem to find yourself in, friend.

DAMNIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING CONFESSING TO YOUR CRIME ON THE INTERNET?!

Here’s what you need to do.

Wash the knife in bleach and throw it in a sewer grate across town or a large local body of water.

Smash the teeth out of the head and collect them all, then grind the teeth into dust (IN A DIFFERENT LOCATION THAN WHERE YOU STAY) and dispose of them.

Cut off the fingers and strip the flesh from the bone. Feed the flesh to an animal or go all Hannibal on it and consume it yourself.

Now comes the tricky part.

You’re going to want to get a hold of a ridiculous amount of saran wrap, a large plastic sheet, some garbage bags, a power tool that can dismember a body (pay in cash and buy it from a store outside of your city/town), a change of clothes, and a metric fuck-ton of cleaning supplies.

Got it all? Good.

Roll the body on top of the plastic sheet and dismember it. (You’re going to want to do this in a fairly clear, easy to clean area), blood will spurt out of that body insanely so you better have a good stomach.  

After you’ve got all the pieces nice and transportable, wrap them up in the saran wrap and stuff them in the garbage bags along with the clothes you were wearing when you murdered the victim and dismembered them.

Now, drive to the nearest auto salvage yard and throw the body and the clothes you’re wearing) in the trunk on top of a spare tire or any nearby one you can find, throw a heavy fuelant on top (either a hefty amount of gasoline or some napalm [gasoline mixed evenly with cat litter or orange juice concentrate]). Punch out a tail light, ignite the body, close the trunk, and get home.

Clean…

Clean so much.

Scrub until you can’t anymore and then fucking do it more. If you think you’re being too careful, you’re not.

Finally find a GROUP of friends (people who understand your murderous tendencies), and form a solid alibi and stick to it…

Oh, and delete your tumblr.

I killed a blueberry

they are either a writer or a murderer 

This whole post is fuckin platinum

wesley-crusher

wesley-crusher:

vulcandroid:

gaysciencedivision:

grrrl-anachronism:

cardboardmoose:

packstrap:

octopod-hotrod:

judedeluca:

benepla:

benepla:

benepla:

describe your aesthetic in four words go

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KEEP GOING THIS IS GOLDEN

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I LOVE THIS GENERATION SO MUCH

I Touched The Stove.

bowling alley foreclosure liquidation

Old Navy discount rack

lazy desaturated anime dog

Binbag in the wind

queer alien sewer rats

gay goth hell mist

Rainbow polygonal space opal

2001: A Space Porno

namethatghostling
fishnetandfundip:

yukpachoctaw:

mylittlepony4u:

We Made It, Peoplehttp://mylittlepony4u.tumblr.com/

Oh my fucking god.

We’ve done it, men. We’ve turned a tv show about cartoon ponies into an unsafe space for its intended target audience, young girls. Everyone pat themselves on the back. We’ve taken yet another thing away from those damn bitches who won’t date us nice guys.Twilie would be proud.

We probably should have left it at “I think you broke the internet”cause it just got unnecessarily hostile up in here

fishnetandfundip:

yukpachoctaw:

mylittlepony4u:

We Made It, People

http://mylittlepony4u.tumblr.com/

Oh my fucking god.

We’ve done it, men. We’ve turned a tv show about cartoon ponies into an unsafe space for its intended target audience, young girls. Everyone pat themselves on the back. We’ve taken yet another thing away from those damn bitches who won’t date us nice guys.
Twilie would be proud.

We probably should have left it at “I think you broke the internet”

cause it just got unnecessarily hostile up in here

i think we all know that mixture of feelings we get when you have a crush on someone and like you cant breathe and your intestines are on fire and your heart stops and then you spontaneously combust in your house and then end up burning your entire neighborhood and incidentally cause a large wildfire that is impossible for even the military to control

dragonlolita
dragonlolita:

spiders-and-striders:

spectredeflector:

pueri-magi:

scraffles:

pharmaschainsaw:

gaogaigar-the-king:

crabstick-consumer:

misfireofficial:

5ci:

arcgurren:

lieutenantbites:

allahembrace:

superfantasticclub:

balladoftarby:

derpygrooves:

thank mr skeltal

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thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thanks mr skeletal

thanks mr skeletal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeletal

thank mr skeltal
thank mr skeltal

dragonlolita:

spiders-and-striders:

spectredeflector:

pueri-magi:

scraffles:

pharmaschainsaw:

gaogaigar-the-king:

crabstick-consumer:

misfireofficial:

5ci:

arcgurren:

lieutenantbites:

allahembrace:

superfantasticclub:

balladoftarby:

derpygrooves:

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thanks mr skeletal

thanks mr skeletal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeletal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

willlgrahams

Hannibal Season 1 and 2 on Google Drive

willlgrahams:

I uploaded the first season of Hannibal on Google Drive for a friend, so I thought I’d share it on here too! You can either watch them on this link, or download them to your computer (click the arrow near the top left); you can use them for Photoshop. You don’t need a Google account for this, as the sharing permissions are for everyone with a link. Season 2 episodes will be uploaded as soon as possible, but preferably use the official NBC website to watch the episodes if you can. (Non-US residents, check the Read More for info on how to view the episodes on the NBC website)

Please like or reblog if you use! [Episodes are under the ‘Read More’] 

Read More

helpyoudraw

art-of-swords:

Piha Kaetta Dagger

  • Dated: 18th century
  • Place of Origin: Ceylon (Sri Lanka)
  • Measurements: overall length: 15 inches (380mm). Blade length: 13 inches (330mm)

This is a very elaborate and beautiful example with ivory grips that are intricately carved and fitted in silver. The grip strap is copper and equally as intricate. The upper part of blade appears to be gilt brass, with a central rosette surrounded by floral patterns. The dagger has a short, heavy, and stubby blade. The original wooden scabbard has a large copper throat piece wonderfully patinated, bordered by a silver band.

Source: Copyright © 2014 Akaal Arms

helpyoudraw

whiskey-wolf:

$2,500.00 Titanium and Gold Lip Pearl Linerlock

This knife is from Suchat’s New Diamond Edition. This liner locking folder features a carved Robert Calcinore Mosaic Damascus blade. The handle has carved titanium bolsters, carved gold lip pearl scales with pink/green/yellow stone inserts, carved matching Damascus rear bolsters, and carved and anodized titanium liners and back-spacer.

steadfasttoysoldier

suspiciouschicken:

fundustrialrevolution:

shmeggles345:

not-burnie:

In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. 

Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals Peta took in were killed within 24 hours. [source]

I’m a vegetarian and I’ll admit, this is disturbing. 

As a person who’s autistic, I hope PETA burns in a hell a googolplex times worse than hell itself.

just wow

I don’t know where to begin each one is more tasteless and offensive than the last